Red Hot Women And Ice Cold Beer
New Riders of the Purple Sage

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When I was in the navy and I sailed the seven seas
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Lots of times the swabbies and I would sit and bat the breeze
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We talked about all the things we missed and two things I recall
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This is what those two things were that we missed most of all

CHORUS
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Red hot women - And ice cold beer
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And enough of both to last a year
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Whats paradise like? - Heres my idea
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Red hot women and ice cold beer

My Uncle John, he upped and died and left me all his dough
And he was known as a ladies man and a playboy, dont you know
The will read "Dearest nephew. Youre just like your Uncle John.
So Im leaving you all my money, cause I know what youll spend it on."

REPEAT CHORUS

There was a king of Egypt and his name was King Farouk
And they called him a sex fiend and a camel riding kook
He collected porno pictures and he caused quite a stir
When he told reporters that his favorite hobbies were

REPEAT CHORUS, then
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Whats the other place like? Heres my idea
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Ice cold women and red hot beer